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these are few things that make u go...uh...why is it?..got this one from the WWW...plagiarised it...;)

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to “put your two cents in”.. . but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts”? Where’s that extra penny going to?

Once you’re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They’re going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is “bra” singular and “panties” plural?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!”

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being woul d eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

When your photo is taken for your driver’s license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don’t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They’re both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

If Wyle E. Coyo te had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn’t he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

Why do they call it an asteroid when it’s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it’s in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?



Heres something else i found...have a good laugh...

1. Notice In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
2. Welcome to Curl Up 'N Dye Hair Salon!
3. Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: Would you like to ride on your own ass?
4. "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.
5. "We are sorry, but these toilets are out of action. Please use???????floor." -- A sign on a shopping center's restroom door, indicating that the restroom was closed. The sign was intended to give directions to the nearest open restroom, but the staff had forgotten to fill in the blank.
6. Notice On the faucet in a Finnish washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right.
7. "Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller
8. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
9. At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
10. "Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757
11. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
12. Notice In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
13. Notice At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
14. Notice In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
15. Notice In a Bangkok dry cleaner's: Drop your trousers here for best results.
16. Notice In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
17. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
18. Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
19. Notice In a Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
20. Sign In a Yugoslavian hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid