IrRiTaNt...

its the first Lovely sunny clear sky day since last week...may soon turn into a rainy gloomy day though...or so the weather forecasts...wish it woudnt...gloomy weathers just make things worse for an already unhappy person...i guess its a general thing...well at least i dnt feel like doin anythign..but lazing around in bed...tucked in my blanket...and looking out the window at the incessant sheets of rain...and the occassional....flashes of thunder ( on a bad storm day) make me squeal and block my ears....

I used to find thunderstorms intriging as a kid...wasnt scared...and would actually run out in the rain...the infamous KaLbAiSaKhI....(people from kolkata would knw the pleasure of being outside during a kalbaisakhi)...aka norwesters.....till my granma told me about a little girl who used to do the same and got struck by a lightening bolt when she was outside on such an occassion...i avoid them since then...

oh well today while i was on the morning train to work...there was a bunch of asian school girls who were discusssing what irritated them the most....quiet an interesting discussion it was....and when i happened to mention at to some my colleagues this topic later on...everyone came up with so many different things that irritated them...

For instance....i get damn irritated when people try to tell me all the time what i should or should not do...nd oh i get irritated by constant repetitive noises....it could be the music that plays on pc or mobile games...or the constant buzzing of insects...or someone tapping away at a keyboard....in an otherwise completely silet ambience....it drives me crazy..all these repetitive noises around.....

What makes it to the top of the list is DuMbArSe Forward chain letters...i mean not the ones that have like fruit art...or scary videos nd things ..but the ones that say a story..or relate an incident and then ...ask u to scroll down....and end like...

"blah...blah....blah...."....if u forward this letter to 5 people u get a phone call from someone in 5 mins with some godo news...if u frward to 10 people u will have good luck coming ur way and will be here to stay for a year...blah...blah....and if u dont forward it at alll then bad luck will strike...and something really terrible will happen to you....so pass it on...."

i mean...i dont get it how people can be so dumb as to even read through them and pass it on...(im ashamed i actually used to do that a long time back...donno what i was thinkin...)and then bilieve in them and forward them and expect whatever it says to happen....MaN!!!

O and the bloody emails i keep getting all the time...abt drugs to increase ur organ sizes...or silica implants....i have tried unsubcribing from these mailing list a million times....i dont knw or understand where the hell they manage to get my email id from....i mean...i check my yahoo every fortnite i guess...and i get 20 to 30 of these junk emails..inspite of my spam guard being turned on...pisses me offf....but i have given up...nothing seems to stop them...from telling me how i shld go for the "miracle Drug" to enlarge things.....

one of my friends at work....was talking about how she got a mail narrating teh incident about

...."a girl(say A) who was in love very much in love with a guy (say B)...and now A was expecting that B would propose to her soon...so one day B asked A out...and fro some reason A thought this was D-day....but B drove her out to a bridge and they got out stood there looking at the sunset...and B broke the silence by saying he doesnt think shes the rite one..and that they should call it off....A was heart broken...and ran home and committed suicide...and when A'a parents got to know that their only daughter is dead they coudnt handle the grief and committed suicide as well....and apprently later on the "girl" well i guess the revengeful spirit they mean....came out of the drain pipe at B;s place and killed B while he was in the shower....."

welll and guess what ...the mail ends with...."if you dont forward this mail on...then she ll come down your drain pipe and kill you tooo.....but if you forward this mail on...shell be happy and leave you alone..."

i mean...how lame is that...how on earth would A know that i didnt forward the mail on??is she some sort of geek....a cyber geek spirit...who can hack into your system and see who you are emailing....and R who related this incident goes...well i know its dumb..but i was thinking what if its true...and there actaully is a Spirit of A looking out for people who didnt forward that email...and what if she come down the drian pipe to pay me a visit....I coudnt controll my laughter when she said that.....i was pretty much fell of my chair and choked over my glass of water......i guess everyone has similar expiriences to share...i guess any joe blow would...

RaNdOm ThOuGhTs On An IdLe NoOn!!!

random thoughts on an idle NoOn!!
there isnt much to blog about...really...but i feel like writing something...so whatever random thoughts cross my mind are what follows...
well random thoughts are not very realistic or logical..i must say...i have mentioned this like a kazillion times before that i think too much...some of my friends would affirm that too if required...hehe....and this habbit of thinking too much..has doen moreto increase my restlessness...or make me a sad sad FACE!! Than a happy sad one....(courtesy Cheeni Kum!!!) ...hehe....wow just realised havent seen a bollywood film in a while.....but seen other flicks and done a bit of my readings and caught up with my books too....well..so far this year is shaping up fine i guess....
i saw this dutch film the other day Phileine says SORRY!!!....its a comedy....I liked it..its about this gal called philiene whos obviously from netherlands....and is in a relationship with a guy called MAX who she starts dating the day she ended her relation with herimmediate EX...Dylan....coz he was cheating on her with another chick...Max was óne of dylans friends....and evrythigns goin fine..untill one day max suddenly says that he is going to NY for a year to practise and work in darama and theatre....phileine follows him there after 3 months..and lands up at his apartment unannounced...unable to push the vacuum he had create by leaving...(oh an important fact that i missed about philiene is taht she has a big problem admitting she was wrong and saying sorry!!)
when max walks in to see her..hes shown to have mixed emotions....happy his GF is there....he gets to bonK her after all!!! Oh and they make rain and wind....dont ask me what that is...with a little imagination you can figure that out urself......!!!!
but he is taken aback coz she doesnt know about the play (a pornographic version of Romeo Juliet...he was playing romeo in it....it involved on stage fornication...)..was pretty disgusting....spoils shakespeare subtle romantic background set in the play...newayyy getting back to the story....she goes to one of the rehersals and catches max(romeo) and juliet (a fat afro female) making out....well it was part of the play....neway she gets furious...nd leaves....she ultimately goes to the premier of the show....and objects publicly to the lovemaking on stage when the plays in progress....nd spoils all of Max’s chances of a career in theatrics...nd whats funny..is when max confronts her..she refuses to say SORRY!!!that one magical word that could do wonders for people in love....(oh my my....im actually supporting this much cliched.....bilieve)hehe.......but she does it in the end...and they kiss and make up....end of story....
i would give it a 3.5 on 5....i m pretty excited about evening today....m goin to a theme park...been waiting to go on the rides since ages....LACK of compnay...damn....!!!!im becoming a friendless person...or am i!!neway...next month this timeill be much too bucy to bludge around....
and for people who were wondering what the ice cream incident was i mentioned in my last post...well...last weekend...a friend and I had gone to HUNGRY jacks to grab lunch...and mercury levels were soaring that time of the day....i felt like eating a soft serve...it was YUMM!!!!.....ummmm!!!!vanilla dipped in chocolate sauce....well becoz it was soo hot...the ice cream started to melt and drip along the sides of the cone...even while i was taking big mouth fulls....and i had to make tongue manouvers and lick around the cone...different angles and directions....and there was a group of indian guys!!! Sitting not that far from us...they were following us with their eyes....or to be precise should i say...me licking my ice cream....my friend was making subtle hand movements to make me realise i was doing the right thing at a wrong time....but i manage never to realise on time....like always....and by the time i had realised what was on...it was to late to rectify....Bloody indian guys....conjuring all types of images...out of a hot!!!! (all puns intended...hehe;)) Ice cream loving gal enjoying her ice cream....wel i have decided never to have cones in public on super hot days.....oopsie daisy...i just remembered i have to make my chicken....and shower and iron my clothes....before its time to leave for the evening...catch ya later.....(i wonder if a blog can have gender assigned to it....like people usually assign genders to diaries....lol...mines a guy!!!)neway....gotta go.....

CoMeDy Of ErRoRs....!!!

some day it was yester....the morning started of with a commotion....my roomie was moving...nd hence things all over the place....misplaced my train pass...hunted for it..finally got it...ran to the station...nearly got killed...lol....thnakfully work was normal....just when i was getting excited abt leaving office..and calling it as day...i managed to knock my cupof water over..nd the H2O flowed onto my chair...nd before i could gather up what had happened...my trouser got "wet" in the wrong place....it had to have happened 5 mins before i was meant to leave the damn place..nd walk out in public...luckily...was wearing dark chords nd it wasnt tht obvious...

walked into the hairdressers place...and got my hair styled...the guy(kindof gay..actually im sure hes gay) ..i kindof have this thinking all guys who r hairdressers are gay!!!i mean....its too obvious by their body language............he tried to ask me if i would go out with him...i was like...GOD!!!didnt think i wld be arnd to see a day when gay people would ask me out...hehe....rushed back home...was meant to help my friend with some of the moving stufff....reached kindof just on time....well after the moving was done....we had an exchange about our individual embarassing moments in life...turned out,,i was not the only one..having a bad da......oops i missed the icecream incident....oh well that can be done nother day...

random ness....the idiot(s)

today is diwali...an auspicious day....and to top it all its a FRIDAY .....which means weekend mood setting in.....and uh..huh...more reason to be happy...im moving tomorrow...yipiiiii... ;)

today started like any other day this week....i woke up to my alarm and the soothing noise of the heavy downpour outside....while on my way to work...few random incidents happened which i would like to share....

while on the train...i usually have my ipod turned on...listen to music and kindof doze at the same time .....if im not carrying a book with me....today i hapened to sit in one of those seats on the train where two sitting places face each other...there was an indian guy ( pretty handsome...i thought he looked....kept looking at him every now and again...) was sleeping ..fast asleep...at town hall station a gal who was sitting by the window seat needed to get out and cdnt do so coz our legs were kindof forming a grid blocking off the exit...she called to him
uhummmm excuse me...no answer....did this couple of times...then actually tapped ...still no response....next came violent jerking and he jumped out of his seat....every one around had a god laugh....poor thing must be so tired to be that sleepy....hehe"

some thing that happened at work today....i was going to confirm the full name and other details for a certain Mr. Gay Dickason...( well yeah thast how it was spelt on sky [the database i work on]) i was almost going to say the last name to the receptionist when i realised that its a typo...too much of a cooincidence being named gay dick-ass-on.....DAMN...managed to save my own rite on time...but both (the receptionist & I) realised what happened at the same time..and burst out laughing on the phone.....iwas bursting almost...had to hang up....

my colleague...the gal who sits next to me is dcurrently working on a conference called "shared services" and she has been calling up companies asking for people who hold that title....and guess what kindof responses she has been getting...."shed services??? what the hell is that??" stupid receptionists...either they are deaf or have a brain the size of a shrunk pea...to think someone would call them up at government organisation and ask for someone in charge of sheds or shed servicing....what morons....

running late..lunch seems to be over..gotat get back to work...bye untill i have something more to share....